Top 10
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Richard Stallman never showers: he runs 'make clean'. # Votes: 50
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Some people check their computers for viruses. Viruses check their computers for Richard Stallman. # Votes: 26
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When Richard Stallman makes a sudo command, he loses permissions. # Votes: 25
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Richard Stallman spends his leasure time playing Duke Nukem Forever on GNU Hurd. # Votes: 23
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Richard Stallman wrote a program so powerful, it knows the question to 42. # Votes: 23
Submited by C-dong Brawnhard
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Richard Stallman can touch MC Hammer # Votes: 21
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Richard Stallman released his own DNA under GNU FDL. # Votes: 21
Submited by Alex
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Richard Stallman doesn't need sudo. I will make him a sandwich anyway. # Votes: 20
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Richard Stallman doesn't use web browsers, he sends a link to a demon that uses wget to fetch the page and sends it back to him. # Votes: 15
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Richard Stallman takes notes in binary. # Votes: 14
