Top 10
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Richard Stallman doesn't need sudo. I will make him a sandwich anyway. # Votes: 402
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Richard Stallman never showers: he runs 'make clean'. # Votes: 376
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When Richard Stallman makes a sudo command, he loses permissions. # Votes: 353
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Some people check their computers for viruses. Viruses check their computers for Richard Stallman. # Votes: 183
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Richard Stallman released his own DNA under GNU FDL. # Votes: 142
Submited by Alex
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Richard Stallman solved the travelling salesman problem by making everything free. # Votes: 124
Submited by bhrgunatha
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Richard Stallman's compiler is afraid to report errors. # Votes: 122
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Richard Stallman doesn't use web browsers, he sends a link to a demon that uses wget to fetch the page and sends it back to him. # Votes: 112
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Richard Stallman doesn't wget, Richard Stallman wdemands! # Votes: 97
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Richard Stallman takes notes in binary. # Votes: 93
