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Richard Stallman never showers: he runs 'make clean'. # Votes: 50

Some people check their computers for viruses. Viruses check their computers for Richard Stallman. # Votes: 26

When Richard Stallman makes a sudo command, he loses permissions. # Votes: 25

Richard Stallman spends his leasure time playing Duke Nukem Forever on GNU Hurd. # Votes: 23

Richard Stallman wrote a program so powerful, it knows the question to 42. # Votes: 23 Submited by C-dong Brawnhard

Richard Stallman can touch MC Hammer # Votes: 21

Richard Stallman released his own DNA under GNU FDL. # Votes: 21 Submited by Alex

Richard Stallman doesn't need sudo. I will make him a sandwich anyway. # Votes: 20

Richard Stallman doesn't use web browsers, he sends a link to a demon that uses wget to fetch the page and sends it back to him. # Votes: 15

Richard Stallman takes notes in binary. # Votes: 14

Richard Stallman doesn't wget, Richard Stallman wdemands! # Votes: 12

Richard Stallman's compiler is afraid to report errors. # Votes: 11

Richard Stallman wrote the compiler God used. The Big Bang was the Universe's first segfault. # Votes: 11

Richard Stallman doesn't read web pages. They write to him. # Votes: 10

Richard Stallman's beard is made of parentheses. # Votes: 10

Richard Stallman can coerce meaningful data from /dev/null. # Votes: 10

Whenever Richard Stallman points at a Windows computer, it segfaults. # Votes: 9

If Richard Stallman has 1GB of RAM, and if you have 1GB of RAM, Richard Stallman has more RAM than you. # Votes: 8

For Richard Stallman, polynomial time is O(1). # Votes: 8

Richard Stallman discovered extra-terrestrial life but killed them because they used closed-source software. # Votes: 8

Richard Stallman does not own a mobile phone because he can fashion a crude convex dish and shout into it at the exact resonant frequency of the ozone, causing a voice to seemingly come from the sky above his intended recipient. # Votes: 7

Richard Stallman's left and right hands are named "(" and ")" # Votes: 7

Richard Stallman needs neither mouse nor keyboard to operate his computer. He just stares it down until it does what he wants. # Votes: 7

Richard Stallman's nervous system is completely wireless. # Votes: 6

Richard Stallman has a katana. 'Nuff said. # Votes: 6

Richard Stallman wrote a program that divides by zero. # Votes: 6

Richard Stallman doesn't write programs, they write themselves out of reverence. # Votes: 5

Richard Stallman doesn’t code. He dares the computer to not do his bidding. # Votes: 5

Global warming is caused by Richard Stallman’s rage toward Windows Vista # Votes: 5

Stallman knows of an unfixed bug in TeX. # Votes: 5 Submited by Troels Henriksen

Stallman can determine whether an arbitrary program will terminate. # Votes: 5 Submited by Troels Henriksen

Richard Stallman solved the travelling salesman problem by making everything free. # Votes: 5 Submited by bhrgunatha

Richard Stallman gets 9 bits to the byte. # Votes: 4

Richard Stallman's computer doesn't have a clock, it defines what time it is. # Votes: 4

Richard Stallman first words were actually syscalls. # Votes: 4

There's no chin under Richard Stallman's beard, only another Emacs. # Votes: 4

When Richard Stallman pipes to more, he gets less # Votes: 4

In Soviet Russia, Richard Stallman is still Richard Stallman! # Votes: 4

When Richard Stallman uses floats, there are no rounding errors. # Votes: 4 Submited by a2800276

RMS knows the entire wikipedia by heart, markup included # Votes: 4 Submited by bisio

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Richard Stallman instead instantiated himself polymorphically. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. # Votes: 4

Richard Stallman is the only man alive who can pronounce GNU the way it is meant to be pronounced. # Votes: 3

Richard Stallman eats ethernet cables. That's why they invented wireless. # Votes: 3

Ricahrd Stallman doesn't use zip drives, he just squeezes the hard drive. # Votes: 3

Richard Stallman's flute only plays free music. # Votes: 3

Richard Stallman can see Russia from his house # Votes: 3 Submited by Tom

Stallmans computer has only two buttons. One is for guests. # Votes: 3 Submited by Troels Henriksen

Richard Stallman is my shephurd, and I am his GNU. # Votes: 2

Richard Stallman's DNA is in binary. # Votes: 2

Richard Stallman's brain accepts UNIX commands. # Votes: 2

Richard Stallman wrote the compiler God used. The Big Bang was the Universe's first segfault. # Votes: 2

Richard Stallman successfully compiled a kernel of popcorn. # Votes: 2

Richard Stallman wrote a program to compute the last digit of pi. # Votes: 2

Richard Stallman can solve the halting problem... in polynomial time. # Votes: 2

Richard Stallman didn't "write" emacs or created it in his own image. Richard Stallman made Emacs an instance of himself. # Votes: 2

Richard Stallman wrote the HAL9000 OS # Votes: 2 Submited by bisio

Richard Stallman's laser pointer is a lightsaber # Votes: 2 Submited by bisio

RMS doesn't maintain code, he stares at it until it fixes itself out of reverence. # Votes: 2 Submited by Masio

RMS doesn't use an editor, he sets the fundamental constants of the universe so that a magnetic platter with his code on it evolves itself. # Votes: 2 Submited by Masio

Stallman doesn't evaluate expressions, expressions evaluate to Stallman # Votes: 2 Submited by Clang

Stallman can write a context-free grammar for C. # Votes: 2 Submited by Troels Henriksen

Stallman does not actually write programs. He comes up with a length and digit index in pi. # Votes: 2 Submited by Troels Henriksen

Richard Stallman's distributed version control system is a flamewar on usenet. # Votes: 2 Submited by largos

Richard Stallman can leave neutral or negative feedback on eBay. # Votes: 1

All your base are belong to Richard Stallman. # Votes: 1

Richard Stallman can make infinite loops end. # Votes: 1

Richard Stallman anti-virus programs cures HIV # Votes: 1

There is no software development process, only a bunch of programs RMS allows to exist. # Votes: 1

Richard Stallman didn't create the singularity. He is the singularity. Gnu/Linux is only the event horizon. # Votes: 1

Richad Stallman's pinky finger is really a USB memory stick. # Votes: 1

Richard Stallman called his operating system GNU because he created it before computers existed, when actual Gnus were used for calcuations. # Votes: 1

RMS never steps down, he shifts the universe up . # Votes: 1 Submited by Masio

Richard Stallman doesn't really believe in open software, because he actually owns everything. # Votes: 0

Richard Stallman is so handsome that when he was young he was responsible for all other geeks not being able to get girls. This is why he has to cover his face with a thick layer of hair. # Votes: 0

Richard Stallman memorises all his documents. In binary. He just types everything in whenever he needs a document. # Votes: 0

Some people wear Linus Torvalds pyjama's to bed, Linus Torvalds wears RMS pyjama's. # Votes: 0

Richard Stallman didn't write the GPL. He is the GPL. # Votes: 0

Richard Stallman proved P=NP, twice! # Votes: 0 Submited by SA

Richard stallman is not a person, in fact he's two pesons, they borned Conjoined twins and get separate at age of 18 , this is the explanation of the "share" filosophy. # Votes: 0 Submited by Jonathan