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Richard Stallman's beard is made of parentheses. # Votes: 35480964

Richard Stallman never showers: he runs 'make clean'. # Votes: 3562

Richard Stallman can touch MC Hammer # Votes: 846

Richard Stallman solved the travelling salesman problem by making everything free. # Votes: 582 Submited by bhrgunatha

The R in RMS stands for RMS. # Votes: 386 Submited by imike

rms' facial hair is "free as in beard" # Votes: 340 Submited by thugbonnet

When Richard Stallman gets pissed off he doesn't swear, he recurses. # Votes: 313

Vendor lock-in is when vendors lock themselves inside of a building out of fear of Richard Stallman's wrath. # Votes: 236 Submited by yourself

Richard Stallman compiled the first version of gcc with an hexadecimal editor. # Votes: 227 Submited by hexborg

Richard Stallman is the only man alive who can pronounce GNU the way it is meant to be pronounced. # Votes: 226

Richard Stallman programmed Chuck Norris # Votes: 222 Submited by Igor Azevedo

Richard Stallman takes notes in binary. # Votes: 197

Whenever Richard Stallman looks at a Windows computer, it segfaults. Whenever Richard Stallman doesn't look at a Windows computer, it segfaults. # Votes: 193

Richard Stallman discovered extra-terrestrial life but killed them because they used closed-source software. # Votes: 166

Richard Stallman can write an anti-virus program that cures HIV. Too bad he never writes anti-virus programs. # Votes: 156 Submited by DacholaEtecoon

Richard Stallman's left and right hands are named "(" and ")" # Votes: 153

Richard Stallman wrote a program so powerful, it knows the question to 42. # Votes: 153 Submited by C-dong Brawnhard

Richard Stallman wrote the compiler God used. The Big Bang was the Universe's first segfault. # Votes: 146

Richard Stallman can parse HTML with regex. # Votes: 142 Submited by calsaverini

Richard Stallman doesn't wget, Richard Stallman wdemands! # Votes: 141

Richard Stallman wrote the first version of Emacs using Emacs. # Votes: 137 Submited by Boromir

Some people check their computers for viruses. Viruses check their computers for Richard Stallman. # Votes: 136

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Richard Stallman instead instantiated himself polymorphically. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. # Votes: 118

Richard Stallman doesn't need sudo. I will make him a sandwich anyway. # Votes: 114

There is no Windows in Stallman's house.. just DOORs... # Votes: 112 Submited by ZeReis

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects RMS could use to write an OS, including the room itself. # Votes: 102 Submited by yourself

Richard Stallman don't cut his hair because there is no GNU/Scissors # Votes: 101 Submited by GM

Richard Stallman can telnet into Mordor # Votes: 100 Submited by queBurro

Richard Stallman does not own a mobile phone because he can fashion a crude convex dish and shout into it at the exact resonant frequency of the ozone, causing a voice to seemingly come from the sky above his intended recipient. # Votes: 99

Tron is actually a biographical story about Richard Stallman. The director decided to tone it down or audiences wouldn't find it believable. # Votes: 99 Submited by Bobby Tables

Richard Stallman doesn't use web browsers, he sends a link to a demon that uses wget to fetch the page and sends it back to him. # Votes: 93

Richard Stallman released his own DNA under GNU FDL. # Votes: 93 Submited by Alex

Richard Stallman has no problem using emacs. He wrote it with his 4 hands. # Votes: 92 Submited by goalieca

Richard Stallman gets 9 bits to the byte. # Votes: 86

RMS means "RMS means Stallman" # Votes: 81 Submited by Jorge Stolfi

sudo chown Richard:Stallman /all/your/base # Votes: 80 Submited by ezdvd

On RMS's computer the bootloader is contained in his .emacs. # Votes: 79

Richard Stallman's laser pointer is a lightsaber # Votes: 77 Submited by bisio

Richard Stallman is pronounced "GNU slash Stallman" # Votes: 75 Submited by akf

Richard Stallman does not contribute to open source projects, open source projects contribute to Richard Stallman. # Votes: 71 Submited by Lars

Whenever Richard Stallman points at a Windows computer, it segfaults. # Votes: 70

Richard Stallman called his operating system GNU because he created it before computers existed, when actual Gnus were used for calcuations. # Votes: 69

Richard Stallman first words were actually syscalls. # Votes: 68

Richad Stallman's pinky finger is really a USB memory stick. # Votes: 67

RMS doesn't use an editor, he sets the fundamental constants of the universe so that a magnetic platter with his code on it evolves itself. # Votes: 64 Submited by Masio

Richard Stallman wrote the first version of EMACS on a typewriter. # Votes: 63 Submited by Jacob Lee

When Richard Stallman makes a sudo command, he loses permissions. # Votes: 62

Richard Stallman was coded by himself in lisp with emacs. # Votes: 62 Submited by zobi8225

Richard Stallman's compiler is afraid to report errors. # Votes: 61

On the first day Richard Stallman said M-x create-light. # Votes: 56 Submited by sscarfone

Richard Stallman's flute only plays free music. # Votes: 55

Richard Stallman successfully compiled a kernel of popcorn. # Votes: 54

Richard Stallman can make infinite loops end. # Votes: 52

Richard Stallman didn't write the GPL. He is the GPL. # Votes: 51

Richard Stallman didn't create the singularity. He is the singularity. Gnu/Linux is only the event horizon. # Votes: 50

Richard Stallman doesn't eat McDonald's because the machine that kills the cows uses privative software. # Votes: 50 Submited by Rodolfo

When Richard Stallman uses floats, there are no rounding errors. # Votes: 48 Submited by a2800276

Stallman knows of an unfixed bug in TeX. # Votes: 48 Submited by Troels Henriksen

Richard Stallman never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. # Votes: 47 Submited by Yoshio

Richard Stallman can connect to any brain using an emacs ssh client. # Votes: 47 Submited by R. Erbano

RMS doesn't maintain code, he stares at it until it fixes itself out of reverence. # Votes: 46 Submited by Masio

Richard Stallman once got swine flu, but it got contaminated by viral GPL and thus got assimilated. # Votes: 45 Submited by garoa

"They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom." Willian Wallace after a litle talk with Stallman. # Votes: 45 Submited by Jayr Motta

When Richard Stallman runs /bin/false, it returns "true". # Votes: 45 Submited by Joner Cyrre Worm

Richard Stallman does not compile, he close his eyes, and see energy lines created between bit blocs by the compiler optimizations… # Votes: 45 Submited by Leo Studer

kill -9 invokes R. Stallman's rage against a process # Votes: 45 Submited by Oibaf

Richard Stallman is so zelous about privacy he has /dev/null as his home. # Votes: 44 Submited by Joner Cyrre Worm

Richard Stallman wrote the HAL9000 OS # Votes: 42 Submited by bisio

Richard Stallman wrote a program to compute the last digit of pi. # Votes: 41

In Soviet Russia, Richard Stallman is still Richard Stallman! # Votes: 41

There is no chin under Richard Stallman' beard. There's only another beard. Recursively. # Votes: 41 Submited by Benna86

All your base are belong to Richard Stallman. # Votes: 39

Richard Stallman's uptime is over 53 years. And counting up. # Votes: 39 Submited by RG

Richard Stallman does not sleep. He yields. # Votes: 38 Submited by Sampo Syreeni

Richard Stallman is just a guy who has strong principles and decided to follow them. # Votes: 37 Submited by Ekram

If Richard Stallman has 1GB of RAM, and if you have 1GB of RAM, Richard Stallman has more RAM than you. # Votes: 36

His beard is in fact not a just a beard, but a microprinted hard copy of emacs source code. New patches must be checked against new hair growth before being approved. # Votes: 36 Submited by herpderpington

Whenever someone writes a "Hello, world" program, Richard Stallman says "Hello" back. # Votes: 34 Submited by Paul B.

Richard Satallman can make any operating system free, from drivers. # Votes: 31 Submited by Paulo Dias

When Richard Stallman executes ps -e, you show up. # Votes: 30

Richard Stallman can write /dev/null full. # Votes: 30 Submited by Joner Cyrre Worm

Richard Stallman doesn't read web pages. They write to him. # Votes: 28

There is no software development process, only a bunch of programs RMS allows to exist. # Votes: 28

When Richard Stallman pipes to more, he gets less # Votes: 27

Richard Stallman doesn't need to buy a bigger hard drive. He can compress data infinitely. # Votes: 27 Submited by abadidea

Some people wear Linus Torvalds pyjama's to bed, Linus Torvalds wears RMS pyjama's. # Votes: 26

Stallman can determine whether an arbitrary program will terminate. # Votes: 26 Submited by Troels Henriksen

Richard Stallman's DNA includes debugging symbols. But he doesn't need them. # Votes: 26 Submited by Billy Bob

Richard Stallman doesn't sleep, he is compiling # Votes: 26 Submited by andres

Geeks wear Tux t shirts, Tux wears a Stallman t shirt. # Votes: 26 Submited by lalimace

For Richard Stallman, polynomial time is O(1). # Votes: 25

Richard Stallman's doctor can retrieve a blood sample via CVS. # Votes: 25 Submited by Billy Bob

Richard Stallman wrote a program that divides by zero. # Votes: 24

When Richard Stallman pours his alphabets cereal into a bowl, only G's, N's, and U's come out. # Votes: 24 Submited by DacholaEtecoon

Richard Stallman went out of scope for a while. Garbage Collector never dared to touch him. # Votes: 24 Submited by siah

Global warming is caused by Richard Stallman’s rage toward Windows Vista # Votes: 22

Richard Stallman can remove his own appendix, using only gdb. # Votes: 22 Submited by Billy Bob

Richard Stallman's DNA is in binary. # Votes: 21

Richard Stallman never sleeps because he altered his own source to gain background garbage collection. # Votes: 21 Submited by Billy Bob

Richard Stallman is my shephurd, and I am his GNU. # Votes: 20

Richard Stallman proved P=NP, twice! # Votes: 20 Submited by SA

Stallman does not actually write programs. He comes up with a length and digit index in pi. # Votes: 20 Submited by Troels Henriksen

Behind Richard Stallman's beard there is another fist, to code faster. # Votes: 20 Submited by Yanoi

Richard Stallman always wears a red shirt to make sure that whatever attacks his away-team has to go through him first. # Votes: 20 Submited by Bobby Tables

The NOOP was created to give Richard Stallman some time to comb his beard # Votes: 20 Submited by busepher

If you execute emacs backward it either undoes the industrial revolution or induces the rapture. But only Richard Stallman knows which. # Votes: 19 Submited by Billy Bob

Richard Stallman met Chuck Norris once. Chuck tried a roundhouse, but Richard bashed him in the skull. # Votes: 19 Submited by Foo

Richard stallman wasn't born he was compiled from source. # Votes: 19 Submited by Aaron B

Richard Stallman is so handsome that when he was young he was responsible for all other geeks not being able to get girls. This is why he has to cover his face with a thick layer of hair. # Votes: 18

In the beginning-of-buffer there was Richard Stallman. # Votes: 18 Submited by Jorge Stolfi

Richard Stallman will get Coca Cola to release their recipe under the GPL. # Votes: 17 Submited by nowis

Richard Stallman has a katana. 'Nuff said. # Votes: 16

Richard Stallman can coerce meaningful data from /dev/null. # Votes: 16

Richard Stallman needs neither mouse nor keyboard to operate his computer. He just stares it down until it does what he wants. # Votes: 16

Stallmans computer has only two buttons. One is for guests. # Votes: 16 Submited by Troels Henriksen

Richard Stallman's distributed version control system is a flamewar on usenet. # Votes: 16 Submited by largos

Richard Stallman will never die, it goes to /dev/null # Votes: 16 Submited by Paulo Braga

Richard Stallman did not write GNU Emacs, he simply read the source code from /dev/null. # Votes: 16 Submited by Lars

intx80 first calls stallman before calling sys_call # Votes: 16 Submited by tuxmaniac

Richard Stallman's tabbed browser is a set o wget/telnet fg/bg processes. # Votes: 16 Submited by administracja

Richard Stallman found Wally using grep in /dev/null # Votes: 16 Submited by xcv

When Richard Stallman counted his fingers as a kid, he always started with 0. # Votes: 16 Submited by Richard Hoffman

Richard Stallman memorises all his documents. In binary. He just types everything in whenever he needs a document. # Votes: 15

Richard Stallman knows that you don't have class because it is a keyword that he defined. # Votes: 15 Submited by David

RMS never steps down, he shifts the universe up . # Votes: 14 Submited by Masio

Richard Stallman can get *nine* bits in a byte if he wanted to. # Votes: 14 Submited by Roman

RMS, upon reading this website, didn't laughed at all. Instead, he complained that he is being linked to those dirty "open source" software. He also asked it to be changed to "free software", in order to raise awareness for software freedom in our society. # Votes: 14 Submited by Elias Amaral

Richard Stallman will revert the big rip by adding parenthesis to the dark matter. # Votes: 14 Submited by RG

Richard Stallman's nervous system is completely wireless. # Votes: 14 Submited by Gort

Richard Stallman can walk on windows! # Votes: 14 Submited by Peter Pan

"RMS" stands for "RMS Makes Software" # Votes: 14 Submited by Jacob Barkdull

Stallman doesn't need any codecs, he just opens a multimedia file with emacs, and reads the bytes of the file as plain text. He then performs all the necessary decoding in his mind. But he refuses to decode CSS encrypted files with his mind, although he is able to. # Votes: 14 Submited by DimK

Richard Stallman eats ethernet cables. That's why they invented wireless. # Votes: 13

Richard Stallman's computer doesn't have a clock, it defines what time it is. # Votes: 13

C is actually written in RMS. # Votes: 13 Submited by Jeff-O

Richard Stallman is the answer to the Turing Test. # Votes: 13 Submited by rick jones

Richard Stallman's first words were in binary. When they couldn't understand him, he wrote a parser. # Votes: 13 Submited by Richard Hoffman

Richard Stallman's brain accepts UNIX commands. # Votes: 12

Richard Stallman is licensed under GPL, so you can clone him and redistribute copies so you can help your neighbor. For example a version that take a bath more often. # Votes: 12 Submited by Matarese

There is no chin behind RMS's legendary beard, there is only another Emacs. # Votes: 12 Submited by Roman

Richard Stallman's brain compiles and run C code. # Votes: 12 Submited by souzacds

Richard Stallman had a Google Plus account in 2010. # Votes: 12 Submited by Mithrandir

Stallman's doesn't kill a process, he just dares it to stay running. # Votes: 12 Submited by Richard Hoffman

Richard Stallman can solve the halting problem... in polynomial time. # Votes: 11

When Richard Stallman cannot take your call, his beard answers the phone for you. # Votes: 11 Submited by Domed to Obscurity

after being unable to satisfy my wife for years, RMS was able to handily unlock her orgasm within seconds and managed to write a texinfo page minutes later for other Users # Votes: 11 Submited by scaramanga

Richard Stallman can GPL your code just by looking at it funny. # Votes: 11 Submited by Thedoor

Ricahrd Stallman doesn't use zip drives, he just squeezes the hard drive. # Votes: 10

Richard Stallman doesn't write programs, they write themselves out of reverence. # Votes: 10

Rms user TAR to compress air. # Votes: 10 Submited by Jefferson Daniel

Richard Stallman calculates the universe's entropy by exploiting forced stack overflows. # Votes: 10 Submited by kbmonkey

Gnu/Hurd is taking more than twenty years to develop because Richard Stallman is using a programming language comprised entirely of different lengths of time. # Votes: 10 Submited by Eron Gjoni

Stallman exists because he compiled himself into being. # Votes: 10 Submited by Richard Hoffman

Richard Stallman didn't "write" emacs or created it in his own image. Richard Stallman made Emacs an instance of himself. # Votes: 9

Stallman doesn't evaluate expressions, expressions evaluate to Stallman # Votes: 9 Submited by Clang

When you make a Google search and it don't find the answer, Google gently ask's Stallman for. # Votes: 9 Submited by Demostenes

Richard Stallman doesn't mind if you read his mail as long as you don't delete it before he reads it. # Votes: 9 Submited by Presence

If Richard Stallman's beard were ever trimmed, the clippings would re-marshal into an exact copy of Richard Stallman. # Votes: 9 Submited by Billy Bob

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with RMS, and the Word was GNU. # Votes: 9 Submited by emk

Stallman wrote his own library and lives in it. # Votes: 9 Submited by keb

Richard Stallman spends his leasure time playing Duke Nukem Forever on GNU Hurd. # Votes: 8

There's no chin under Richard Stallman's beard, only another Emacs. # Votes: 8

Stallman can write a context-free grammar for C. # Votes: 8 Submited by Troels Henriksen

Richard Stallman is not affected by Godwin's Law. # Votes: 8 Submited by Eric

Richard Stallman never showers: he runs 'make mrproper'. # Votes: 8 Submited by kWzTa

Some people say M-x psychoanalyse-pinhead is a merely a program. Others say M-x psychoanalyse-pinhead *is* RMS. All I know is, RMS is The Stig. # Votes: 8 Submited by Ella the Cat

Richard Stallman has a URL tatooed on the left side of his chest where you can download his genetic code. # Votes: 8 Submited by Aaron B

Richard Stallman's beard trimmings can cure cancer. Too bad he never shaves. # Votes: 8 Submited by Richard Hoffman

RMS knows the entire wikipedia by heart, markup included # Votes: 7 Submited by bisio

Richard Stallman doesn’t code. He dares the computer to not do his bidding. # Votes: 7

© 2007 Stallmanfacts.com # Votes: 7 Submited by pratheesh

Because Richard Stallman's DNA is licensed under the FDL, his doctor can't draw his blood without violating HIPAA. # Votes: 7 Submited by Billy Bob

Richard Stallman's traceroute goes all the way through an infinite number of anonymous proxies back to the traffic's source. # Votes: 7 Submited by dut

for i = 1 to Stallman will never stop. # Votes: 7 Submited by umamiMike

sudo chown rms:gnu ~/base -R # Votes: 7 Submited by lts

Richard Stallman pipes the emacs binaries to /dev/dsp before he goes to sleep. # Votes: 7 Submited by tommi

Richard Stallman ported emacs to intel 4004 chip. # Votes: 6 Submited by R. Erbano

Richard Stallman programmed himself before he can even exist # Votes: 6 Submited by Igor Azevedo

Richard Stallman's consciousness will one day become the singularity, which will create Deep Thought, and answer the meaning of life, the universe and everything. # Votes: 6 Submited by kbmonkey

RMS is the most interesting programmer in the world. He doesn't always run an OS kernel, but when he does he prefers GNU/Hurd. Stay free, my friends. # Votes: 6 Submited by rmsfan

Richard Stallman's nervous system is completely wireless. # Votes: 5

Richard Stallman can see Russia from his house # Votes: 5 Submited by Tom

When Stallman's computer gets a virus, he simply applies a GPL license to it which converts the whole botnet to Linux. # Votes: 5 Submited by Richard Hoffman

Richard Stallman doesn't use X11: X11 uses Richard Stallman. # Votes: 5 Submited by Daniel P

Out of principle a hot and thirsty Stallman turned down a free beer in favour of a refreshing hardcopy of a beer recipe. # Votes: 5 Submited by Gerald Fnord

Richard Stallman can leave neutral or negative feedback on eBay. # Votes: 4

Richard Stallman wrote the compiler God used. The Big Bang was the Universe's first segfault. # Votes: 4

Richard Stallman anti-virus programs cures HIV # Votes: 4

Richard Stallman made it possible to not absolutely abhor HPUX. # Votes: 4 Submited by Presence

richard stallman dosnt have a cell phone # Votes: 4 Submited by mahdy

Richard Stallman can touch this # Votes: 4 Submited by Sean

Stallman is evidently the new Chuck Norris. # Votes: 4 Submited by Randy Morris

Stallman can chown anything! stallman@stallman~$ chown stallman:stallman Earth (for example) # Votes: 4 Submited by E.I.A

RMS doesn't change clothes. He makes case mods. # Votes: 4 Submited by CaptainDan

RMS will be the last guest on Linux Outlaws # Votes: 4 Submited by moggers87

The GNU command line idiom that Richard Stallman could use more frequently - "date | more" # Votes: 4 Submited by Olli Hollmen

Whilst coding a an emacs fuction to contact extraterestrial life Richard Stallman accidentally assimilated the Borg. # Votes: 4 Submited by Coco

Stallman's nervous system generates background electromagnetic noise strong enough to wipe a hard drive. This would be problematic were any hard drive brave enough to lose data in his presence. # Votes: 4 Submited by Andreus

Richard Stallman tries to apply the four fundamental freedoms to everything he cares about. That's why he doesn't have a girlfriend. # Votes: 4

Richard Stallman won a Suduku that started with only one number in each line # Votes: 3 Submited by souzacds

Stallman is the one who trims Chuck Norris beard. And he does it for free, of course. # Votes: 3 Submited by Rodrigo

The agent Smith loves Richard Stallman's smell # Votes: 3 Submited by Paulo Brito

Chuck Norris had to shorten his beard in the presence of Stallman because two beards that awsome, so close would segphault the universe (again). # Votes: 3 Submited by LauRoman

Stallman uses Vim to create Emacs. # Votes: 3 Submited by Baha

When Richard Stallman gets hungry, he just picks debris from his foot and eats it. # Votes: 3

Richard Stallman was browsing /g/ one day and said " OP is a faggot " # Votes: 3 Submited by Nand

Richard Stallman invented alternating current and decided to rate it by an RMS-value. # Votes: 3 Submited by mirwi

Richard Stallman has a slave who whispers in his left ear, "Thou, too, art mortal," and another one shouting into his right ear, "Don't believe that guy! You're a fschkin' GOD." # Votes: 3 Submited by Spartacus

R.M.S. is one radical mean square. # Votes: 3 Submited by Bob Black

RMS doesn't code, he just travel around the world. # Votes: 2 Submited by alucardni

Richard Stallman Ipod plays OGG and WMA # Votes: 2 Submited by Paulo Braga

We like to think he is our friend to think that he isn't our master. # Votes: 2 Submited by Jayr Motta

Stallman is a Matrix software that born proprietary, but him rewrote itself in GPL. First him rewrote his hands, because wanted be rewritten with hands free. # Votes: 2 Submited by semente

Richard Stallman can use grep to fine Jimmy Hoffa. # Votes: 2 Submited by DacholaEtecoon

Richard Stallman doesn't need a qwerty/dvorak keyboard only two buttons "1" and "0" and his erected penis. # Votes: 2 Submited by Emanuel

If Richard were to stumble upon stallmanfacts.com, he would find it a nuisance. # Votes: 2 Submited by Pacman

The level of nolifery must be over 9000 to get these Stallman jokes. # Votes: 2 Submited by Derp Derpington

Stallman's beard makes ads for Gillette and Braun appear on this page. # Votes: 2 Submited by Mr Smooth

RMS's beard contains RMS, whose beard contains RMS.... # Votes: 2 Submited by Cosman246

RAM stands for RMS Accessible Memory. # Votes: 2 Submited by gnu123

Richard Stallman is more afraid of plants than of spiders. # Votes: 2 Submited by Gerald Fnord

Richard Stallmann was born in /dev/zero, gone through /dev/urandom, and will die in /dev/null. # Votes: 2 Submited by LK

"I bless your computer, my child" said Richard Stallman... And the computer became alive and ethical one. # Votes: 2 Submited by vito

Richard stallman can run EMACS on a typewriter # Votes: 2 Submited by Johnnyprez

Richard Stallman can produce food on his foot! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ#t=1m46s # Votes: 1 Submited by fito

He is the choosen one. # Votes: 1 Submited by Jayr Motta

Richard Stallman was installed in the world, it runs on a free program .. # Votes: 1 Submited by kelvim

Stallman eats toe cheese # Votes: 1 Submited by ohai

RMS is the babelfish of his own speeches. # Votes: 1 Submited by keb

Richard Stallman doesn't eat herring, just code. # Votes: 1 Submited by Largg

RMS' DNA is open source and of course, you are free to use, study, modify, redistribute it. # Votes: 1 Submited by Konosoke

RMS wrote a RPN OS so he can do a stall man # Votes: 1 Submited by npx

The GNU command line idiom that Richard Stallman could use more frequently - "date | more" # Votes: 1 Submited by Olli Hollmen

Richard Stallman is not cleaned with water, uses make clean # Votes: 1 Submited by Helmuth Schmelzer

Whenever Richard Stallman doesn't point at a Windows computer, it still segfaults. # Votes: 1 Submited by Richard Hoffman

Richard Stallman surely smokes golden herbs, or something similar to Jamaican traditional medicine (aka. Skunk, Chronic, etc.) # Votes: 1 Submited by pateketrueke

RMS is the only person carrying the Swine/GNU. for Swine Was Illness, Not Editor. # Votes: 1 Submited by Jukka V

Richard Stallman is polycelibate. # Votes: 1 Submited by Richard Anton Willman

Chuck Norris told Stallman to create the internet. Stallman did and even gave a toast: pornography # Votes: 1 Submited by Seninha

Richard Stallman doesn't really believe in open software, because he actually owns everything. # Votes: 0

Richard stallman is not a person, in fact he's two pesons, they borned Conjoined twins and get separate at age of 18 , this is the explanation of the "share" filosophy. # Votes: 0 Submited by Jonathan

Stallman has no known weaknesses, except for a phobia against soap. # Votes: 0 Submited by GhostofVA

Richard Stallman does not take bath for the hydroelectric use proprietary software # Votes: 0 Submited by beto

Richard Stallman once used GDB to reverse-engineer Windows 7 into an open source operating system - able to run on GNU Emacs! # Votes: 0 Submited by Lars

Richard Stallman don't like money, because the government doesn't open the source code, but use because Chuck Norris said to like. # Votes: 0 Submited by Edson Ribeiro da Silva

When Stallman report a bug, your inbox that receive it. # Votes: 0 Submited by Kim Pastro

Richard Stallman doesn’t like neither PCs-Intel nor Burger King.. He prefers e-Macs… # Votes: 0 Submited by ZeReis

Peter Griffin write Richard Stallman # Votes: 0 Submited by Edson Ribeiro da Silva

Mister Stallman don't like iPhone he like the iFhone , why ?beacuse is not so expencitavi # Votes: 0 Submited by Jo9o

Richard Stallman smells like a badgers arse # Votes: 0 Submited by will charles

Richard Stallman uses Warez sites, saying "Torrents are too mainstream these days." # Votes: 0 Submited by Aurlito

#!/bin/bash exit 0 # Votes: 0 Submited by puzl

Richard Stallman loves ToeFu. # Votes: 0 Submited by jacoba5

Richard stallman doesn't shower. # Votes: 0 Submited by nick martini

RMS is fat and he has a beard. # Votes: 0 Submited by Milosz

Richard Stallman barely makes sense and is borderline insane. Simply put, he acts more like a "prophet" or Moses or something than someone you want to hang out with. He's pudgy, unkempt, grungy, the beard is hideous, and he dresses rather badly for professional events. Feel free to thumb this down, but this is a REAL set of facts about Stallman. I've actually met the guy. Have you? # Votes: 0 Submited by He's Insane

Richard Stallman open sourced his beard so he can always check what's in it. # Votes: 0 Submited by Madspyman

Richard Stallman can write a software that does not have a buffer overflow when counting money lost my Jerome Kerviel. # Votes: 0 Submited by ProgVal

There were no double rainbows before Richard Stallman # Votes: 0 Submited by AtomicMoose

RMS is Titanic. # Votes: 0 Submited by rick jones

Richard Stallman's toe cheese is aged to perfection. # Votes: 0 Submited by wolfen69

Richard Mathew Stallman loves birds. Birds make love to Richard Mathew Stallman. # Votes: 0 Submited by zoltar

RMS is so fat, the recursive function computing his mass causes a stack overflow. # Votes: 0 Submited by sage

Richard Stallman's favourite glamour model is Carol Meta # Votes: 0 Submited by Dominic Walden

According to "Rolling Stone", Richard Stallman can write the Lord's Prayer on the head of a pin. # Votes: 0 Submited by Studebaker Hawke

All genetic algorithms eventually produce Richard Stallman's .emacs # Votes: 0 Submited by lrp

GNU stands for "GNU Nuk'em Ultimatly" # Votes: 0 Submited by vito

RMS named the GNU shell bash because he wanted to bash Bill Gates head in. # Votes: 0 Submited by Seth

Without having to think for even a second, Richard Stallman decided on the Halting Problem. He just decided. # Votes: 0 Submited by Neo

RMS got angry on religions because of the claims of each of their messiahs being the very only path and truth. He is now working on a GNU Messiah, which will bring a freedom message to the world. # Votes: 0 Submited by Tiago

RMS is not watching your computer. Even if he cared to, he wouldn't have to. He'd just access NSA's databases. # Votes: 0 Submited by Toafan

RMS's hair and beard are GNU/Hair and GNU/Beard respectively. # Votes: 0 Submited by JOS COLLIN

RMS stands for "Read My Source" # Votes: 0 Submited by FLUF

#userdel rms - exits with the following value: 13 -- "Can't delete my father". # Votes: 0 Submited by JOS COLLIN